A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: тАЬIf you kiss me, IтАЩll turn into a beautiful princessтАЭ. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: тАЬIf you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.тАЭ
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out: тАЬIf you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, IтАЩll stay with you and do anything you wantтАЭ. Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: тАЬWhat is the matter ? IтАЩve told you IтАЩm a beautiful princess, that IтАЩll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why wonтАЩt you kiss me ?тАЭ
The man said, тАЬLook IтАЩm a software engineer. I donтАЩt have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.тАЭ