I wonât stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Cringe!
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Since distance equals velocity times time, letâs let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. Ouch, this one is wrong on so many levels
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Letâs convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Wanna come back to my room? âŚand see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Youâre sweeter than glucose. Chemical Engineering Scum!
Weâre as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
Why donât we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me? They mean DYNAMIC FRICTION Iâm sure!
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Your body has the nicest arc length Iâve ever seen.
Isnât your e-mail address [email protected](link sends e-mail)(link sends e-mail)
Youâre hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power! Sigh, poor engineer boysâŚYou gotta love them!